An old grey squirrel lay dead in the road
His passing was witnessed by a hawk and a toad
First came a truck and then a car
Never knew you could spread a squirrel so far.

In life the squirrel wasn't feeling so swell
Nothing about it was working so well
He had B.O. and the dandruff was rife
A big disappointment to his small squirrel wife.

Bad breath, constipation, piles as well
The squirrel's life was a living hell
Of all his complaints he was heartily sick
So he decided to die in the busy traffic.

So puffed up with wind, like a round furry ball
With bladder leaking and bowels near to stall
In the road walked squirrel until he got hit
And everything nearby got covered in squirrel .....